Welp. Might as well get this one over with, too.
If women are born with vaginas, the analogy goes, men are born with penises (penisii?). Like their soft, pink, tube-based female counterparts, penises are also used for peeing out of and sexing into.
Made of skin-covered erectile tissue with a mushroom-like tip containing a tiny hole at the end that looks like a single eye, when the owner of a penis is aroused, it’s flushed with blood and made stiffened in order to insert into the vagina in order to do its evolutionary duty and create another fucking human being.
HOLY VEINY COCK, that shit is crazy.